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slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

drewmichaelchadwicksbutt:

YOU KNOW YOURE IN TOO DEEP WHEN YOU PICTURE YOURSELF SNUGGLING IN BED NEXT TO THEM OR WHEN YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN AND WISH THEY WERE THERE TO SHARE THAT MOMENT WITH YOU OR THE WORST IS WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING AND THINK OH THEY WOULD LIKE THAT

A Day In The Life Of A Gemini

funastrology:

Waking Up

Breakfast

School

Coming Home

Dinner

Bed Time

Me Walking Into Class w/ Pizza John Shirt

Neighbor:  So, Pizza?
Me:  Oh, yeah, its a.... an inside joke?
Neighbor:  Oh, so you made the shirt yourself?
Me:  Oh, no, not at all
Neighbor:  oh, ok...
Me:  No like, do you know that movie that came out in theaters? Um, its called (Don't say the abbreviation, don't do it).... The...Fault In Our Stars?
Neighbor:  Yeah
Me:  Yeah, the author of the book, this is his face (points at shirt)
Neighbor:  ....ok
"That’s something I look forward to never, ever, ever doing again."

fishingboatproceeds:

I mean, I’m not saying that we can enforce this as law or anything. I also might be wrong about this. But:

Just as a general rule, I feel like we should not look at pictures of the breasts or genitalia of people who would rather we not look at pictures of their breasts…

naomicampbelle:

when your parents try to give you fashion adviceimage